Sometimes shit just happens, and it turned out this place just happens to be a pile of shit! The only saving grace was the Power House Gym near my hotel. I got a good workout there, made some noise, and got looked at. I think I scared a few of the locals, and one brave soul actually came up to me - now he had some balls. We had a great chat and I showed him some things. To show his appreciation, he treated me to a protein shake better than what most of you assholes reading this blog ever do…

The other highlight was Shawn, a foot fetish enthusiast who not only sucked my c**k, he sucked it well (can you say turned on?).

He also was an exhibitionist into public humiliation. Now while most of you are looking over your shoulder and drawing the curtains, Shawn begged - and I do mean begged - for me to open them wide and let the world see just how pathetic he really is. I was on the first floor and by the entrance so anyone walking in or driving by could see this asshole on bended knee sucking my c**k, naked as the day he was born. With my leash in hand and I the ring master, we got a few looks but who gives an f? ‘Cause I’m sure those staring fantasized they were in his shoes. Don’t you?

Next stop Toronto… now that’s a city I love to play in…